100 Pet Crimes and Their Very Light Sentences

A highly unofficial legal record of household mischief — from sock thefts to 3am screamings. This dataset logs 100 petty pet offenses along with the undeniable evidence, your very reasonable reaction, and the hilariously soft verdict.

Pets commit hundreds of tiny crimes every day — some disruptive, some adorable, all somehow forgiven. This dataset is a tribute to those moments: 100 fictional but familiar records of crimes like "sat in my sandwich" or "hid treat in slipper," each paired with what gave them away, your lovingly unhinged reaction, and a verdict that proves justice is a nap and a belly rub. Perfect for humor writing, character creation, or anyone needing to document just how chaotic domestic life with animals really is.